When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
this never gets old
SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
if tumblr were to ever shut down:
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
Max Keeble’s Big Move