zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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invocado:

Misty Morning | by “mpb11 on Flickr

sarahkeilman94:

i got paired with a super hot guy for a project in my criminal justice class and he just came up to me and said “oh my god you know what we are? we’re partners in crime! get it?” and then we both changed each others contact in our phone to “partner in crime” and now i kinda wanna marry him

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

2000ish:

Max Keeble’s Big Move

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